Definition of "haz"

haz¹

verb
1. Eye dialect spelling of has.
  Quotations
  Our daddy waz mad! He haz a big spaceship on toppa hiz stereo speaker. Dylan an' me wanted to 'xplore new wurlds when he waz at werk, so we klimbed up da speaker (he hatez dat, too, picky hoomin!) an' tryed to go fer a spin 'round da yew-niverse while Mommy an' Daddy waz gone.
  1996 June 14, Cheryl L. Rankin, “MEOW: To boldly go were no kat haz gone...”, in rec.pets.cats‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-11
  Keith ODonnell iz n0t with0ut rezpect in the hallz of the great. He haz t0lerated y0u, but d0ez n0t have t0. He d0ez s0 becauze he iz a g00d man.
  2000 August 25, BARBAZZZZ!, “PH000LZ on public dizplay (what's really going on here).”, in alt.support.attn-deficit‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-11
  He haz earnt hiz success, he's been litaraly 'battlin' to get where he iz today.
  2001 February 10, Ali - B, “EXTRA UK EMINEM DATE...”, in uk.local.london‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-11

haz²

verb
third-person singular simple present haz, no present participle, no simple past or past participle
1. (Internet slang) Alternative spelling of have.
  Quotations
  At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite?
  2007 November 29, That Chilean Guy, “I can haz LOLCODE?”, in alt.music.rush‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-11
  Kenzie can haz some purrs? Please?
  2008 October 24, Gandalf, “Kenzie can haz purrs?”, in rec.pets.cats.anecdotes‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-11
  He can haz them hereHe can haz them thereHe can has them at his bailHe can haz them when in jailROFL LMAO LOLLITY LOLOL!!!Hail Brennus!
  2017 March 20, Brennus, “He can haz cheeseburger?”, in alt.slack‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-11