Definition of "nobber"
nobber
noun
plural nobbers
Quotations
She put her hand mechanically to the back of her head. "Ay, ay," said he, seeing the blood, “it was a nobber. I'll doctor it though: here; Sam, some water; let's see what harm's done." He was just going to wash the head of Madge , when his attention was called off by the exclamations of the ...
1840, Henry Downes Miles, Dick Turpin, T. White, page 119
(British, slang, derogatory) A fool, idiot.
Quotations
Jock, I hate to have to tell you this, mate, but you slaughtered a perfectly healthy hound. A whippet is like a miniature greyhound and they're used for dog racing on the track or chasing hares and rabbits in fields. They are meant to be lean, you nobber!
2010, Marc Wilder, Superyacht X-Rated, Kings Road Publishing
'Eat your heart out, Jenson Button!' shouted Dean as he yanked the steering wheel of his blue fifteen-year-old Ford Mondeo to the left. 'SHIT!' shouted James as he flinched and curled into a ball. 'You are such a nobber,' Dean yelled as the Mondeo flew out of the bend, waving his hand with exuberance to push his point home.
2018, Simon Farrant, Newdon Killers Box Set: Books 1 -3 plus bonus short story, Farrant Fiction
(British, slang) A security guard.
Quotations
Was he a nobber?' 'He's not a nobber,' said DuTroy from the corner. 'He might be a nobber,' I said. 'I don't know him well enough.' 'What's he like with the mask off?' I paused. For a long time. Gertie was my best friend in the entire world.
2017, Jenny T. Colgan, Spandex and the City, Hachette UK, page 49
Quotations
Puttering. At some point you're going to end up on the green. Even if you have to yell, “Hey look, everybody, the pro's getting a nobber from the beverage babe over there in the woods,” and throw the ball on the green while everyone turns his or her head.
2002, Craig Brass, How to Quit Golf: A 12-Step Program, Penguin Group, page 129
An assistant in certain trades.
Quotations
The trouble is, the beggars scatter as soon as you turn round with the hat. You really want a nobber [assistant] at this game. You keep at work and get a crowd watching you, and the nobber comes casual-like round the back of them. They don't know he's the nobber.
2001, George Orwell, Orwell and the Dispossessed, Penguin UK