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plural stonks
(military, slang) A heavy artillery bombardment.
(slang, vulgar) An intense penile erection.
third-person singular simple present stonks, present participle stonking, simple past and past participle stonked
(military, slang) To unleash a heavy artillery bombardment.
(slang) To overwhelm or trounce; to defeat decisively.
(Internet slang, finance, humorous, chiefly in the plural) A stock, especially a bullish one. quotations
It’s all part of our wild new YOLO FOMO LOL economy, where stonks only go up, memes count as financial advice and stimmies buy Hemis.
2021 April 25, Erin Griffith, “We’re All Crypto People Now”, in The New York Times
(Internet slang, humorous) A profitable thing or scheme.